Saturday, January 2, 2021

Werewolf Breakfast: Vollmond Morgenessen

Background: The Vollmond Morgenessen or “Fullmoon Breakfast” was created by the Werewolf Tribes of Southern Teutonia. Historically Werewolves would transform whenever they wished and lived off the land, hunting on men and beast alike. However, this led to conflict with the Holy Order of St. Jaeger’s during the Great Tierkriege where thousands of humans and werewolves alike were slaughtered. This in turn led to the signing of the Wolfspakt where the humans and werewolves agreed to peace as long as the werewolves eliminated those of their kin who could not control their shifting. 

However, even the eldest of the werewolves could not control themselves under the light of the full moon. During this time each month, werewolves would uncontrollably transform into their most bestial states and lose all semblance of sanity necessitating being locked up for the night. This process is extremely exhausting leaving the werewolves sickened for days afterwards with Vollmondkrankheit or “Full Moon Sickness”. The Vollmond Morgenessen was created to combat this sickness by replacing all of the nutrients lost during the Full Moon and stopping the nausea, lethargy, and migraines.


Depiction of a Werewolf attack


Blutwurst Ingredients:

    • 400 Grams of Blutwurst/Black Sausage (preferably from a Pig)

    • 15 Grams of Lard (preferably from a Pig)


Baked Apple Ingredients:

    • 1 Apple

    • 10 Grams of Butter

    • 20 Grams of Oats


Bone Broth Ingredients:

    • 500 Milliliters of Bone Broth (preferably from a Pig)

    • 1 Large Onion

    • 3 Carrots


Other Ingredients:

    • 500 Grams of Salted Swinecheese

    • 5 Pickled Gherkins 

    • 1 Liter of Beer


Instructions:

Chop your Blutwurst into rounds then cook with the lard in a pan over an open fire. Let cook for 5 minutes then plate. 

Chop your Salted Swinecheese into slices and plate them. Slice your Gherkins lengthwise or into rounds and plate them.

Core your apple then stuff it with butter and oats. Place in an oven for one half-hour. Once soft remove from the oven and plate. 

Finely mince the onions, then peel and chop the carrots and add to the Bone Broth. Heat the Bone Broth over a fire for 30 minutes occasionally stirring. Once cooked remove and set aside. 

Pour yourself a mug of beer and imbibe with the Blutwurst, Gherkins, Salted Swinecheese, Baked Apple, and Bowl of Bone Broth. A cup of Morgentau is also a popular addition to the Vollmond Morgenessen.

1 comment:

  1. Image by Lucas Cranach der Ältere's 1512 "Werewolf", https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Werwolf.png

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